What's the difference between God and an attorney? Leave a Comment / Questions and Answers / By admin What’s the difference between God and an attorney? God doesn’t think he’s an attorney. Please wait... Related posts: What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull? What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon? How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road? What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney? If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?