A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at the judge’s orders, and their tempers grew hot. Finally, frustrated with another repetition of arguments he had heard many times before, the judge pointed to his ear and said, “Counselor, you […]
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Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called “Divorced Barbie”? Yeah, it comes with half of Ken’s things and alimony.
What is a criminal lawyer? Redundant.
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How lawyers do it… Lawyers do it with appeal. Lawyers do it confidentially. Lawyers do it on a trial basis. Lawyers do it until justice prevails. Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them. Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.
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A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. “How much does it cost for engineer brain?” “Three dollars an
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The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange some things for you, ” the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in
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Sectioin 21A, Paragraph 6: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expensive vehicle has the right of way. See more cartoons by Jason Love at: jasonlove.com Special thanks to Jason for allowing me to feature his cartoons on this site.
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The Loophole. A popular hangout for attorneys. See more cartoons by Jason Love at: jasonlove.com Special thanks to Jason for allowing me to feature his cartoons on this site.
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And in her will she states: I leave my cheating husband my billion dollar estate. In the event of his sudden and violent death, my fortune will be turned over to my crazy Uncle Joe. See more cartoons by Jeff Swensen at: http://www.swensonfunnies.com Special thanks to Jeff for allowing me to feature his cartoons on
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Are you guys done yet? Washington is demanding those revisions. It’s hard to type with my nose. Paragraph 135b, go to section 121-3 and multiply your income by our chart of numbers picked out of a hat… How tax laws are written. See more cartoons by Jeff Swensen at: http://www.swensonfunnies.com Special thanks to Jeff for
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