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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
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"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
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Paralegals
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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
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"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
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At the docket tracker, everything about the document mess picks up three new names and one extra paragraph.
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Nobody at the war room ever says "here." They hand you the deadline chart and transfer full responsibility for the service list.
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The only thing longer than the claim chart was the explanation for the claim scope.
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What counts as progress at the drafting sprint?
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When the inventor stops revising the office action response long enough to blame the rejection.
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"Can you make the rejection sound clearer?" asked Taylor.
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"I can make it sound final," said the inventor.
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