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Attorney Jokes

Attorney jokes work best when they sound informed, quick, and a little too familiar.

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Familiar ground If you want a broad mix instead of one narrow theme, start here.

Reading path From here, you can branch into courtroom, billing, clients, or contracts depending on which part of legal life deserves the joke.

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I knew sidebar had gone too far when even box of tabs started looking relevant to the closing argument.

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I knew sidebar had gone too far when even yellow pad started looking relevant to the sidebar drama.

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Setup

"Can you make the bench memo shorter?" asked Avery.

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"Sure," said the jury foreperson, "right after we stop making the objection longer."

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