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Clean Lawyer Jokes

These are the jokes you can read out loud at work, in class, or at dinner without apologizing after the punchline.

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Dry, sharp, clean

Clean by default Everything here is written to stay easy to share.

What that means You still get sharp setups and punchlines, just without turning the volume all the way up.

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A few favorites worth opening, copying, and passing along.

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I knew sidebar had gone too far when even box of tabs started looking relevant to the closing argument.

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I knew sidebar had gone too far when even yellow pad started looking relevant to the sidebar drama.

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Setup

"Can you make the bench memo shorter?" asked Avery.

Punchline

"Sure," said the jury foreperson, "right after we stop making the objection longer."

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