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Clean Lawyer Jokes

These are the jokes you can read out loud at work, in class, or at dinner without apologizing after the punchline.

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Dry, sharp, clean

Clean by default Everything here is written to stay easy to share.

What that means You still get sharp setups and punchlines, just without turning the volume all the way up.

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A few favorites worth opening, copying, and passing along.

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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.

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I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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What counts as progress at the jury box?

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When the deputy clerk stops revising the cross outline long enough to blame the closing argument.

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I knew the jury box had gone too far when even ladder started looking relevant to the testimony.

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"Can you make the sidebar drama sound clearer?" asked Taylor.

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"I can make it sound final," said the court reporter.

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