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"Can you make the sidebar drama sound clearer?" asked Taylor.
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"I can make it sound final," said the court reporter.
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"Can you make the sidebar drama sound clearer?" asked Taylor.
"I can make it sound final," said the court reporter.
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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
What counts as progress at the jury box?
When the deputy clerk stops revising the cross outline long enough to blame the closing argument.
I knew the jury box had gone too far when even ladder started looking relevant to the testimony.