Joke of the Day
One clean joke each day, with past picks saved below when you want a little more.
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."
What counts as progress at status conference? When the clerk stops revising the minute order long enough to blame the patience reserve.
What counts as progress at status conference? When the clerk stops revising the minute order long enough to blame the patience reserve.
What counts as progress at status conference? When the clerk stops revising the minute order long enough to blame the patience reserve.
What counts as progress at status conference? When the clerk stops revising the minute order long enough to blame the patience reserve.
The only thing longer than the witness prep sheet was the explanation for the closing argument.
The only thing longer than the witness prep sheet was the explanation for the closing argument.
The only thing longer than the witness prep sheet was the explanation for the closing argument.
The only thing longer than the witness prep sheet was the explanation for the closing argument.