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One clean joke each day, with past picks saved below when you want a little more.

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2026-04-22

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-21

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-20

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-19

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-18

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-17

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-16

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-15

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-14

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-13

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-12

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-11

"Can you make the office action response shorter?" asked Tom. "Sure," said the inventor, "right after we stop making the inventor tangent longer."

2026-04-10

What counts as progress at status conference? When the clerk stops revising the minute order long enough to blame the patience reserve.

2026-04-09

What counts as progress at status conference? When the clerk stops revising the minute order long enough to blame the patience reserve.

2026-04-08

What counts as progress at status conference? When the clerk stops revising the minute order long enough to blame the patience reserve.

2026-04-07

What counts as progress at status conference? When the clerk stops revising the minute order long enough to blame the patience reserve.

2026-04-06

The only thing longer than the witness prep sheet was the explanation for the closing argument.

2026-04-05

The only thing longer than the witness prep sheet was the explanation for the closing argument.

2026-04-04

The only thing longer than the witness prep sheet was the explanation for the closing argument.

2026-04-03

The only thing longer than the witness prep sheet was the explanation for the closing argument.