"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
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Nobody at the war room ever says "here." They hand you the proofread packet and transfer full responsibility for the staffing email.
What counts as progress at the draft folder?
When the deal lead stops revising the markup draft long enough to blame the due diligence stack.
"Was that answer really worth a meeting?" asked Sloane.
"The answer was free. The confidence took years," said the staffing coordinator.