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Billing jokes

Billing jokes are the closest thing the legal profession has to observational horror. Keep them crisp, numeric, and painfully familiar.

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Paralegals
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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.

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"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."

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The collections lead can say "client-safe" about the write-down with a perfectly straight face.

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That is what experience looks like.

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What counts as progress at month-end close?

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When the billing partner stops revising the realization chart long enough to blame the budget variance.

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I asked the billing partner a simple question about the narrative entry.

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I got a collections summary and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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