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Paralegals
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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
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"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
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What does "quick fix" mean at the negotiation loop?
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First the term sheet, then a longer meeting about the redline stack.
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Contracts
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What does "quick fix" mean at the negotiation loop?
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First the playbook, then a longer meeting about the redline stack.
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Contracts
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"Was that answer really worth a meeting?" asked Sloane.
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"The answer was free. The confidence took years," said the procurement lead.
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