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Paralegals

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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.

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"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."

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Divorce favorites

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Divorce

At family court, everything about the holiday schedule picks up three new names and one extra paragraph.

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Divorce

The only thing longer than the asset chart was the explanation for the disclosure gap.

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Divorce

Setup

I asked the custody evaluator a simple question about the holiday schedule.

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I got a settlement grid and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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