"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
At the docket tracker, everything about the document mess picks up three new names and one extra paragraph.
Nobody at the war room ever says "here." They hand you the deadline chart and transfer full responsibility for the service list.